Thursday, October 23, 2008

My Parents Disgust Me Sometimes

So, my parents agreed to have this absurd sign posted in our supporting Prop 8; which, in case you happen to be retarded or live under a rock with wi-fi nearby, is the proposition to make gay marriage illegal in California. I am personally disgusted by the fact that they did this and am ashamed to have this sign outside my window.

I have seriously considered lighting the damn thing on fire, but it's made of plastic and thus would be bad for the environment. So instead I have decided to use the magic of Photoshop and, in 3 minutes, make it appear as if it is on fire.

Another thought I've had is to have a couple of girls, or guys, making out in my lawn behind the sign. But I thought that might alarm the old people across the street, who happen to have the same sign, and they may tell my parents I'm taking pictures of queers in our yard. I also considered Photoshopping this one, but every time I Google'd girls, or guys, making out all it gave me was porn x.x So, if I wanna do this one, and I really do, it's gotta be for reals, and that is not going to be easy.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes I shall read your Comment and yes my parents are for Prop 8 as well and I am just as ashamed as you are. If it makes you feel better I can do a stealth mission and steal it for you. P.S. This is Josh Gilpin

cheap.wine&one.night.stands said...

I hate your parents.
AND OMG. I got a No on Prop 8 sign for my yard from Nick.
I'll make you one and send it <3